"This will teach you to pass innocent comments on my blog! As much as its only been worn once & washed in the hottest, soapiest water ever…it still is so big that people on the moon can see you when you wear it.
With this in mind, I enclose some multi-coloured party masks to defend your honour & credibility. Seriously, do not attempt to wear this ‘thing’ without identity protection, it’s for your own safety! If you really hate the idea, just pretend you’re in some remake of Eyes Wide Shut."
I have to admit it’s a little more ‘deckchair’ than I had imagined. But first impressions are not too bad (perhaps you’re being a little overly harsh on said shirt Mr Campbell). Time will tell with the first public outing for the deckchair/shirt. Watch this space.