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Reports are coming in of a dangerous 'deckchair shirt' seen near the Surrey/Sussex border today. Fashion police were called to the scene but the culprit had already absconded – they are reported to looking for a man described as having "facial hair like the three musketeers".

'Deckchair shirts' are believed to have entered the UK from Singapore where they have already claimed several victims. Anyone seeing a 'deckchair shirt' should report it to the Fashion Police immediately. For more information on this sorry garment saga go here.

8 responses to “News Just In”

  1. Rob @ Cynic Avatar
    Rob @ Cynic

    You shouldn’t slag it off because you have instantly become the white snoop-dog, albeit with a deckchair shirt which sort-of undermines your tough guy image.
    I think it is very wise of you to take a photo where the least amount of shirt can be seen – but unfortunately that horror is so distinctive, it can be spotted from Mars so your reputation now resembles Mark Thatcher and I refuse to be blamed for it.
    On the other hand, your bravery puts you into macho man territory so I fully expect the announcement you’re to be the star of Die Hard 5.0 – The Cotton Trade Of Death.
    In all seriousness, con-errrrm-gratulations and when Andy comes back from his holiday indulgence, I’ll point out to him what he’s done. You’ll of made his post holiday blues go in an instant!

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  2. Rob @ Cynic Avatar
    Rob @ Cynic

    You shouldn’t slag it off because you have instantly become the white snoop-dog, albeit with a deckchair shirt which sort-of undermines your tough guy image.
    I think it is very wise of you to take a photo where the least amount of shirt can be seen – but unfortunately that horror is so distinctive, it can be spotted from Mars so your reputation now resembles Mark Thatcher and I refuse to be blamed for it.
    On the other hand, your bravery puts you into macho man territory so I fully expect the announcement you’re to be the star of Die Hard 5.0 – The Cotton Trade Of Death.
    In all seriousness, con-errrrm-gratulations and when Andy comes back from his holiday indulgence, I’ll point out to him what he’s done. You’ll of made his post holiday blues go in an instant!

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  3. Will Avatar
    Will

    Rob – I wondered whether something was up when Neil talked about “meeja 2.0, for shizzle ma nizzle”. Thought nothing of it at the time; but it all makes sense now..

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  4. Will Avatar
    Will

    Rob – I wondered whether something was up when Neil talked about “meeja 2.0, for shizzle ma nizzle”. Thought nothing of it at the time; but it all makes sense now..

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  5. The Kaiser Avatar
    The Kaiser

    nutter.

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  6. The Kaiser Avatar
    The Kaiser

    nutter.

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  7. neilperkin Avatar
    neilperkin

    Tha Doggfather? Well I’m actually liking the deckchair more than I’m letting on. It has ‘Doggystyle’

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  8. neilperkin Avatar
    neilperkin

    Tha Doggfather? Well I’m actually liking the deckchair more than I’m letting on. It has ‘Doggystyle’

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