Reports are coming in of a dangerous 'deckchair shirt' seen near the Surrey/Sussex border today. Fashion police were called to the scene but the culprit had already absconded – they are reported to looking for a man described as having "facial hair like the three musketeers".
'Deckchair shirts' are believed to have entered the UK from Singapore where they have already claimed several victims. Anyone seeing a 'deckchair shirt' should report it to the Fashion Police immediately. For more information on this sorry garment saga go here.